Announcing a benefit show for CCAN

GRASSROOTS COMEDY DC announces benefit stand-up comedy showcase for THE CHESAPEAKE CLIMATE ACTION NETWORK

Grassroots Comedy DC (GCDC), Washington’s newest and “meatiest” stand-up-comedy-for-a-cause consortium, announced today that their March, 2017 benefit showcase at the Bier Baron Tavern will be for the Chesapeake Climate Action Network (CCAN). Tickets can be purchased for $12 plus a donation of your choice here.

Robert Mac, winner of Comedy Central’s Laugh Riots competition, will headline the show.

“CCAN is a great group,” declared comic and GCDC co-founder Matt Dundas, as if they need his approval. “Quite worthy of an evening of quips and tart observations.”

For its part, CCAN works locally and regionally to prevent a climate catastrophe which, especially after the election, seems all but certain. But is their work pointless? Hardly!

The consequences of a worst-case outcome from climate change are so hilariously unthinkable – seriously: don’t think about it – there’s nothing left to do but try extremely hard to stop it.

“Climate change is tricky,” said Dundas. “Since it’s not very benign to most people, you really have to be a cold-hearted prick to laugh about climate change. Fortunately, we’re up to the task.”

WHO: Grassroots Comedy DC and The Chesapeake Climate Action Network, with headliner Robert Mac

WHAT: Stand-up Comedy Benefit Showcase

WHERE: The Bier Baron Tavern, 1523 22nd St NW, Washington, DC 20037

WHEN: Thursday, March 2, 2017; doors at 6:30pm, showtime 7:30pm


Point/Counterpoint: Health Care

Now, for a fresh perspective, we bring you “Point/Counterpoint”, a Devil’s Advocate view of the critical issues. Today, as we prepare for our upcoming stand-up comedy benefit for La Clinica Del Pueblo, we issue a Point/Counterpoint on the critical issue of HEALTH CARE. For these points we put ourselves in the minds of our political opposition, to the extent that that is possible, and allow them to debate each other. Let’s see how it plays out.

  • POINT: HEALTH CARE IS UNNECESSARY. Health care is unnecessary for most people. Did you know that most people are healthy? From listening to the news you’d think that the whole damn country is on dialysis. But in fact it’s the opposite. A full 90% of Americans are totally healthy. WTF? Why do we even need health care then? I feel fine! How are you? You’re probably fine and if you’re not there’s probably not much that can be done for you. I’m so sick and tired of doctors and nurses being in charge of our damn health care system, as if they don’t stand to gain by all of us running to the hospital. I say: shut the whole dastardly medieval experiment down.
  • COUNTERPOINT: HEALTH CARE IS TERRIBLE. Health care is really bad. Did you know that malpractice and medical error are leading causes of death? Probs best to skip the headache, or the critically urgent surgery, altogether. Let’s move away from a government sponsored health care system to nothing at all, that’s what I say. When was your last trip to the hospital? Was it fun? Statistically speaking, it was a drag. Research shows that most hospital visits are negative experiences. Why do we keep going? I took a friend to the hospital once and you know what happened? He died. Sure, he was probably dead before we got there; I didn’t ask him. My point is that we’ve been brainwashed into believing that we’re supposed to be so healthy that every time anything goes wrong – say a paper cut, or a heart attack – we run like little children to a doctor, who tells us that we need an operation or a drug or we’re going to die. Except you know what? We’re going to die anyway. That’s how it goes. How is this even a thing?! I think we would all breathe a whole lot easier – or not at all – withOUT health care, because health care is terrible.

Putting yourself in the mind of your opposition can be a powerful tool. I think we’ve all learned something from this little exercise, don’t you? I learned that our opposition, or at least my closest mental facsimile thereto, is mentally insane and totally devoid of empathy and should definitely be removed from power. How about you?

Local celeb Tony Woods to headline La Clinica Del Pueblo show!

Tony Woods

Tony Woods

Local celebrity comedian Tony Woods will headline Grassroots Comedy DC’s upcoming benefit for the immigrant health care provider La Clinica Del Pueblo on Thursday, February 2, 2017 at the Bier Baron Tavern in Washington, D.C. (Tickets here.)

GCDC is hosting fundraisers on the first Thursday of each month in 2017 at Bier Baron to push back against the incoming administration’s horrifying agenda.

The January show was a sold-out benefit for the Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington Action Fund. We raised $1400 for the cause and got more than 100 commitments to attend the Women’s March on Washington.

For the La Clinica Del Pueblo show, we’re stressing the fact that these folks are caught in not one but two sets of crosshairs, being both a recipient of Federal funding (including Obamacare money) and being a provider for immigrants, who are a primary target of Trump’s ire. By attending the show and supporting the cause, you’ll be helping to push back against two ugly tides: the repeal of a health care law that has covered 20 million Americans (mostly low income folks) and the targeting of a vulnerable (and local) immigrant population.

On top of that: jokes! Our comedy shows are 99% comedy, 1% guilt-you-to-give. Half the ticket price goes straight to the cause and 100% of what you donate at the show goes to the cause, but the show itself is all about making you laugh and, if possible, forget about your social concerns for 90 or so minutes.

Tony Woods will accomplish this. A veteran of HBO’s “Def Comedy Jam” and ABC-TV’s “Last Comic Standing”, Woods is a polished performer and a sure thing to entertain. A rare local comic who has broken into the national and international comedy scene and yet still calls the District his home, Woods can be seen at comedy festivals and clubs in New York City or Beijing or right here at the Bier Baron Tavern in Washington, D.C. at 7:30pm on Thursday, February 2, 2017.